Verheiratete Männer und mich...

What's wrong with me?!?
Why am I getting attracted to all these married men all of a sudden?
My dad's friend... he asked me if I remembered him and I was like how could I forget you!?
The sexy man who spoke punjabi... his wife glared at me! But he was sooo sexy... by conventional standards, not really. Why did *I* find him sexy? *scratches head*

What's wrong with me?!?