The many layers of me

Layer 0: Unapproachable
I have been told on numerous occasions that I have an attitude and that I'm hard to approach by people who have never spoken to me before. For those who don't know me, I'm unapproachable.

Layer 1: Polite
People who know me a little or who meet me once a month or so find me polite, painfully so. One of my close friends says it drove her up the wall to talk to me when she first got to know me cuz I was too damn polite!!

Layer 2: A Little Rough Around the Edges
Weird comments start finding their way into conversations. I'll say something weird or change topics abruptly (yes, I do that a lot!) and it'll leave you wondering...

Layer 3: Excitable Little Fella
Once I've opened up to you, beware. Whatever excites me excites me a *LOT*. I remember how I freaked a friend out (and the entire coffee shop) after practically having an orgasm over seeing a date square.

Layer 4: Incoherent
A blubbering fool. Ask Eddie...

Layer 5: Weird as hell
I wrote the following letter to a friend:

Dearest Lady Darryn,

It is after the most thoughtful consideration that I have come upon the conclusion that your intrusion in the marsupial copulation is disgraceful and will not be tolerated in the future. Please desist from such heinous activities, otherwise the Duke of Huckinberry will be forced to isolate you from the pleasures of his massive endowment.

With much love and admiration,
Martha Wiggleheart

Why? I'm as baffled as you are.

Layer 6: May Upset Stomach
I stole that from the Salad King chilli menu. Trust me, it's true!

Layer 7+: Get a Restraining Order Already
'Nuff said!