Quand les poules auront les dents

... or perhaps when pigs will fly, when cows will walk on just their hind legs,when grass will grow out of concrete and it will rain frogs, when people willfly to work on their broomsticks, when honey will taste sour, sugar will tastebitter and vinegar will taste sweet, when global warming will no longer be a threat,when each person shall not just be the colour of his/her skin or his/herreligion, when our governments will put a higher premium on the citizens' needsthan the corporations' needs, when the news media will be impartial, when we will stop burning down our forests and depleting our natural resources, when polar ice will stop melting, when money will not be our primary goal in life, when individualism and selflessness will be able to co-exist, when people will take the time to gaze at a star outside the glaring lights of the city centres or to admire the sunset in a traffic jam on their way back from work, when people will learn better ways to take out their negative feelings than to hurl at innocent people, when not only sex will sell and people will be comfortable enough to explore their sexual boundaries, when people will learn to question their beliefs and convictions, when people will have faith, just not blind faith, when minorities will not be expected to blend into the majority culture, when fantasy will become reality, when there will be world peace.